Mother's Day is a day to honor and respect your mother and make her feel special and wanted. People take all efforts in expressing their love, care, kindness, and affection towards their mothers on this auspicious occasion. Besides, it is also a day for having loads of fun and frolic. Nothing can be a better way of carousing than sharing a funny joke with your mom on this very day. A joke is a powerful tool to start a riot of laughter and will surely make the moments special. Having a good laugh on Mother's Day will give your mother memories to be cherished throughout her life. Check out some light, humorous jokes that would lighten your mother's mood on her special day and provide her with happy memoirs for future.
Funny Mother's Day Jokes
Best Place for Sibling
When Ayush had a new sister, he became envious of the attention she was getting. One day while his mother was nursing the baby, Ayush was getting unyielding about being on mom's lap. Mom wasn’t able to deal with both children at that time and told Ayush to go wait for her. He then asked his mom: "Mommy, can you please put Shreya back in your tummy now?"
We Have New Babies
For weeks, a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house.
One day the mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the unborn child. The six-year old was obviously impressed, but made no comment. Furthermore, he stopped telling his teacher about the impending event.
The teacher finally sat the boy on her lap and said, "Tommy, what has become of that baby brother or sister you were expecting at home?"
Tommy burst into tears and confessed, "I think Mommy ate it!"
My Teacher is Thankful
Son: Mom, teacher was asking me today, if I have any brothers or sisters who will be coming to school.
Mom: That's nice of her to take such an interest in you. So what did she say when you told her that you’re the only child, my dear?
Son: She just said…"Thank goodness!"
It's Time to go to School
One early morning, a lady went in to wake up her son. "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!"
Son: But why Mom? I don’t want to go.
Mom: Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go.
Son: Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!
Mom: Oh, that's no reason to not to go to school. Come on now and get ready.
Son: Give me two reasons why I should go to school.
Mom: Well, for one, you’re 52 years old. And for another, you’re the Principal!
A student at an English university, by name of Donald MacDonald - from the Isle of Skye, was living in the hall of residence, in his first year there. After he had been there for a month, his mother came to visit him, carrying reinforcements of oatmeal.
"And how do you find the English students, Donald?" she asked.
"Mother", he replied, "they’re such terrible noisy people! The one on that side keeps banging his head against the wall, and won't stop. The one on the other side screams and screams and screams away into the night!"
"Oh Donald! How ever do you manage to put up with these awful noisy English neighbors?"
"Mother, I do nothing, I just ignore them! I just stay here quietly playing my bagpipes!"
Jokes are always meant to create funny moments in your life. Share some humorous jokes with your mom, on this Mother's Day.