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Mother's Day Jokes

Celebrated on the second Sunday of May, Mother's Day is observed with much fervor and magnificence across the world. As the world gathers to honor and praise mothers, every kid indulges in all sorts of activities to gift them a smile. Made with care and perfection, God has gifted mothers to love and give attention to their kids throughout their lives. The eternal bond of a child that he shares with his mother is the most significant aspect of celebrating Mother's Day. This itself suffices the major reason for commemorating this wonderful occasion with immense zeal and brilliance and is evident from a large variety of cards, flowers, and gifts available in the markets and stores. But something that can truly satisfy our mothers is our enduring happiness and affection towards them. Thus, we bring you some hilarious and witty jokes to share with your mom. You sure would have a hard time resisting your laughter. Glance further to tickle your funny bones with a list of Mother's Day for kids.

Kids Jokes for Mother's Day
When Tyler had a new sister, he became jealous of the attention she was getting. One day while his mother was nursing the baby, Tyler was getting adamant about being on mom's lap. Mom wasn’t able to deal with both children at that time and told Tyler to go wait for her. He then asked his mom: "Mommy, can you please put Tara back in your tummy right now?"

A Sunday school teacher asked her class why Joseph and Mary took Jesus with them to Jerusalem. A small child replied: "They couldn’t get a baby-sitter."

A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting away the groceries. The boy opened the box of animal crackers and spread them all over the table. "What are you doing?" his mother asked. "The box says you can’t eat them if the seal is broken," the boy explained. "I’m looking for the seal."

Can people predict the future with cards?
My mother can.
Yes, she takes one look at my report card and tells me what will happen when my father gets home.

"Mom, when I grow up will I be your mom?"

My mom had been getting on my little sisters about not picking up their clothes. I was sitting in my room, and heard my mom say, "Who left all this underwear all over the floor?" As innocently as an angel, my sister Anne replied, "The Panty Fairy came and left us presents!"

After putting her children to bed, a mother changed into old slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded to wash her hair. As she heard the children getting more and more rambunctious, her patience grew thin. At last she threw a towel around her head and stormed into their room, putting them back to bed with stern warnings. As she left the room, she heard her three-year-old say with a trembling voice, "Who was ‘that’?"

A mother was telling her little girl what her own childhood was like: "We used to skate outside on a pond. I had a swing made from a tyre; it hung from a tree in our front yard. We rode our pony. We picked wild raspberries in the woods." The little girl was wide-eyed, taking this in. At last she said, "I sure wish I’d gotten to know you sooner!"

Likely Mother (to son wandering around the room): "What are you looking for?"

Son: "Nothing." Mother: "You’ll find it in the box where the candy was."