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If you want to see your mom laugh on Mother's Day, recite some funny saying to her. Know more on humorous sayings for Mother Day.

Funny Mother's Day Sayings

Whoever said that feelings expressed in the touchiest ways dripping with sentimentality always make more sense either didn't have a funny bone to begin with or had but didn't make use of it at all. As it doesn't always have to be a heavy hearted display of emotions to win over a heart; sometimes the ticklish side of your bone can convey the heavy hearted emotions minus the heavy and added with light. Amidst all the duties of taking care of your father, your grandparents, and you; it may get rather heavy in the mind of your mother and at that time all she may need is a bit of laughter to put her back at ease. This Mother's Day, bring that extra curve on her lips by sharing some funny sayings with her. In case you need any help, make use of the humorous sayings for Mother's Day, provided in the lines below.

Funny Sayings for Mother's Day
  • "The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing." - Kin Hubbard
  • "You can fool all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time, but you Can't Fool Mom." - Captain Penny
  • "My mother tried to kill me when I was a baby. She denied it. She said she thought the plastic bag would keep me fresh." - Bob Monkhouse
  • "If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?" - Milton Berle
  • "Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young." - Anonymous
  • "Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said." - Anonymous
  • "Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up." - Anonymous
  • "Being a full-time mother is one of the highest salaried jobs... since the payment is pure love." - Mildred B. Vermont
  • "Biology is the least of what makes someone a mother." - Oprah Winfrey
  • "It kills you to see them grow up.  But I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn't." - Barbara Kingsolver
  • "On Mother's Day I have written a poem for you.  In the interest of poetic economy and truth, I have succeeded in concentrating my deepest feelings and beliefs into two perfectly crafted lines:  You're my mother, I would have no other!" - Forest Houtenschil
  • "Children are a great comfort in your old age - and they help you reach it faster, too." - Lionel Kauffman
  • "Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own." - Aristotle
  • "Never raise your hand to your kids.  It leaves your groin unprotected." - Red Buttons